The dirty conglomeration of land that resides South West of NY. It is sometimes known as the Garden State, but I guarantee you won't find a single garden. . .just filth, skanks, and wanna be Guidos and wanna be New Yorkers. There are few exceptions including parts of Northern Jersey which happen to be pretty nice however the Jersey Shore is heavily overrated and Long Island beaches are generally preferred. They have no sports teams worth speaking of except the Devils and the Nets are soon moving to Brooklyn.

it may suck to sum people livin here maybe because....they aint hood....dey get G-checked erryday...they get jumped...they white in the wrong hood...or the niggaz just dont gotta life....hate it or Love NJ iz on top..wurd up..JERZEE whea u at...hoLLa atcha boy earlyyyy!!!

Look, the real Jersey is a small island off the North West coast of France with a population of 90,000, approx. half of which are drug smugglers, tax evaders and inbreds, and the other half...well, thats why we live in other parts of the globe, e.g. New Zealand. Right on.

verb: the act of pulling one's top over their head in a physical fight, as seen in a hockey game.
jersey, jerseyed, jerseying

Used in reference to any person, action, or place pertaining to subpar expecations.

(n) short for New Jersey. Home to such natural disasters as the Jersey Shore. Essentially, it's like New York's red-headed stepchild. It's there; only other red-headed stepchildren (aka - natives) actually like it, but you can't get rid of it because it is part of the family now.

A State full of obnoxious people who smell bad, think they're tough, and are way out of style. Little do they know that if they ever entered a REAL place like Philly or NYC, they would have their asses handed to them upon starting a fight. Mainly consists of Shopping Malls, Chain Restaurants, Highways, and Target stores. Just plain sad.