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east coast state i'm from, best damn accent we dont FOR FUCKS SAKE SAY JOISIE CUT THAT SHIT OUT YOU MAKE ME WANNA HURT YOU. we love hockey and soccer, i like hockey better but the Devils have gotten worse since scott stevens left. we eat alot of subs, go to the four seasons and if you say soda pop people will look at you like yuh a retard...it's only soda so many people from pittsburg have annoyed me with that. alot of ghetto's, i grew up in an apartment in a bad part of asbury park, but theres alot of nice nighborhoods. i think jughandles (a road curve) only exist in jersey. nobody says new jersey, only people in new jersey say new jersey, everywhere else calls it jersey, it's odd. you can thank new jersey for jersey mikes subs reseraunt. diners overcame fastfood, mostly ran by mexicans and greeks. alot of italians. if your a tourist DONT GO TO NEWERK! unless your new yorker then in dont care what happens to you...i dont particulary care for new yorkers, they come here, act like ASSHOLES, and use our fucking shore...those bitches. theres more i can't think of at the moment, except it costs alot of money to live there and we dont pump our gas, we get mexicans to do it for us. and were not all dicks...just the majority
-where are you from
-new jersey
-so your from joisie
-i will kill you...
by deejaysjoosijays April 16, 2007
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In a hockey fight when you reach around behind an opponent, grab his jersey and pull it up over his head, thereby covering his eyes so you can punch his freakin' lights out.
"Did you see Tie Domi jersey that guy in the Leaf game last night?"
by Big Daddy April 28, 2004
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Island, British Crown Dependency in the English Channel. Term often misused to identify a US state by Americans who are blithely unaware of the Island's existence.
New Jersey resident: I'm from Jersey.

Jersey resident: No you're not. I'm from Jersey. You're from NEW Jersey.

New Jersey resident: (confused) It's the same thing.

Jersey resident: Hasn't it occurred to you that if your state's called
New Jersey, there must also be an "old" Jersey somewhere?

New Jersey resident: Er, um...(panics, then brain suddenly implodes attempting to process this information).

Jersey resident: That's a shame. I was also going to tell him where York and Hampshire are.
by crapaud May 01, 2006
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The best state in the U.S
Home to one of the wealthiest towns in America, and is known for it's fantastic educational standings.
We know how to drive here in Jersey, tourists don't.
Be prepared to be flipped off and honked at 24/7.
In Jersey, we don't go to the motherfuckin' beach. We go down the shore.
by dirtyjerseykid March 06, 2008
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To do something without any concern for anyone else.
(while driving) Yo, that asshole just jersey'd right in front of me, he almost just took me right out.
by nig5mcfucktard May 06, 2009
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The only place in America where a fart is refreshing.
Friend 1: So I was drivin on the Turnpike the other day with the windows down, and Craig just lets out this beastly fart.

Friend 2: Good thing he did.

Friend 1: Damn right, we rolled the windows up. Hell, it smells a hell of a lot better than Jersey.
by Ernie Ball August 19, 2008
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Jersey is more than just a place. It's a way of life. From "Jrz Slang" to the historic events and places. People from Jersey will either rep it to death or hate it. The real Jersians love it. They, Including I, eat the ones who do not. From the GW to Sandy Hook and beyond, everyone in it is either family or foe. REP NJ, REP JERZ.
Dude, I bought one of those "I hate NY, I Love New Jersey" Tees the other day.
by Mac Chandler May 18, 2008
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