wake up, go work out, tan, dry cleaners, go home, have t- shirt time, get wasted at a club, and to end things bring a girl home unless she is a grenade and smash her.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.