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A Jersey Handshake is like a regular handshake, except instead of shaking the person's hand, you stab them. Originated in New Jersey.
"I swear to god, if someone throws shit at me, I'm gonna give them the Jersey Handshake."
by Teflon G September 10, 2008
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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Fingering a girl while making out with them, in public.
"I gave a five-year-old a Jersey handshake last night, everyone was cheering me on until the police came"
by Whiteboynigga March 25, 2012
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