when your sitting on the crapper dropping a fresh deuce and some girl is sucking you off.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

A cheeseburger with a fried egg and brown gravy (and all the rest)