A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

He is an awesome drummer, and very talented with his fingers. He has an unusually small dick, sometimes to be referred to being Asian size. He usually has a really good girl but leaves them for someone not worth while. Does not drink or smoke. Is strong like bull but hung like shrimp. Often reffered to as bo by his closest friends.

The gayest person that’s ever lived and always gets hard when his lover Billy walks by.

The gayest person to walk the planet and gets hard whenever his lover, Billy, walks by.