1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles

All right, why don’t you just compost me?

"If all the murders in the world where more into Jerking Off, the world would care a lot less about all the lives they are killing.

You were jerking off this morning.

I love to jerk off to porn

"he loves jerking off. I hope so; he'll never get laid."

OMG did u hear that kevin was jerking off at brian's house??!!!