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A random thought that comes into your head during masturbation of sexual or of non-sexual nature that totally kills your hard-on or prevents ejaculation.
I was jerking off to internet porn and an image of my mom popped into my head and jerk bombed me.
by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009
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Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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