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Fucked up drugy who still loves a girl that broke his heart
He’s a stoner

Oh ya that’s Jeremy
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Jeremy is undoubtedly the best person in the world. He is perfect. The moment you see him, you will never want to look away. You will be stunned by his utter gorgeousness. You'll be drawn in by his mysteriously sexy eyes. You'll quickly take notice of his amazing accent and the fact that he only has one dimple (and it's beyond adorable.) He's very tall, and he gives perfect hugs and kisses that will only leave you wanting more. Once you get to know him you will realize that he is the most understanding person that you will ever meet, loving, caring, authentic, talented, hilarious, wise, and an insanely intelligent perfectionist. The softness of his stunning, blushing cheeks and the roughness of his dark, wildly attractive stubble will blow your mind. If you knew what Jeremy was like, you'd always want to be by his side. If you had him in your presence, you'd be the luckiest person alive. He is loved by all who know him, especially his significant other, as the relationship between them is wonderful. They'll always be there for each other, and that is important to Jeremy.
Example 1) "See that guy over there? He's Jeremy! Isn't he so perfect?"

Example two) "Jeremy, I love you more than words can describe. I'm so lucky to call you mine."
by Jeremy'sHollDoll October 28, 2015
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the amazing cactus god who we all know and love
(Someone): Are you religious?
(Me): Have you heard of our Lord and Savior, Jeremy the cactus?
(Someone): No, but I'm interested- tell me more!
(Me): I shall educate you on the beautiful succulent god
by therealrealsquid February 05, 2019
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A guy who is kind of smart.
He uses big words to make himself sound smart when sometimes doesn’t even know what they mean.
A true sesquepedelian
Race: Most likely Chinese

Bad at math
Jeremy: “I hope you are not ambivalent to your precarious situation. I am a precocious young male so it would be in your best interest to debate from me. Unless you want to be a bigot.”
by Anon onus dad March 02, 2019
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Jeremy is a all around good guy. He's sweet, cute and funny. He can make you so happy in a small coversation. He can make anyone laugh with his jokes. This is why so many girls like him. He has a lot of girls who have a crush on him even in his friend circle. Sadly, he doesnt like that many girls and if he does he is to nervous tk tell her. Even if he doesnt like you back, he will still stay by your side and continue being a good friend no matter what. Jeremy can be a bit quiet about his personal life but if you know him for long enough he will open up. He is just a perfect guy. If you know a Jeremy don't let him go.
Girl 1: do you know Jeremy?

Girl 2: Yea
Girl 1: I have a crush on him.
by Depression is me November 19, 2018
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"What is Jeremy eating," said Jane.
"Probably a banana," replies Nick
by Handicapped Seal March 28, 2018
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The most handsome, loving, faithful, caring, motivated, and protective man in the world. He will protect the people he loves. He is a blessing to have in your life and will remain in your memory forever. Once you have encountered Jeremy, he will leave a lasting impression upon you. Having the love of Jeremy is privledge.
by malibu2007 August 30, 2010
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