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A total douch who lies to women and lies about them after the relationship is over to his friends and others that the relationship never happened, while always drunk and talking about his cock that he doesn't know how to use or get girls off with.
1.I was totally Jeremiahwaggonered for the last three years!

2. If I get Jeremiahwaggonered one more time.........
by catbreath August 15, 2011
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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