Soulfully intertwined to SPengler Hawthorne. The best blonde tech boy alive. The most adorable toffee-eyed AOB boy. Dana's smartest child. Good with knives and winning female hearts. Best friends with the AIA crew and his S.O. SPengler.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.