Awesome guy who never gives up on others and will always be on the fence in an argument. Is always loyal to his girlfriend no matter what.

the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers

Sexy, being sexy

An idiot who can't math correctly, who says one hour and sixty minutes instead of saying two hours. He also thinks two hours is 300 min which makes you type thinking. You might as well call him gerald instead

He's a real fucking piece of piss. Eats rotten cunts to live.

Has a unibrow and is stupid

Dickhead , Ugly , Fat , Currymuncher