A really thicc guy, has a 10" penis and has sex with 20 women every week. He is such a chad. Sorry Ladies this lad is taken dont try anything because your not good enough for him.
Woah that Jensen Hobbs is such a hot male i want to have sex with him now.
by Josh locky fitz June 23, 2020
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Can be a poes from time to time. Always think they are strong, and intelligent when they have the body of a sizzled crippled capuchin and mind of a Branden

They can be nice but that only happens at about twice a decade. If he wants to fight, dont fight, he'll only hurt himself

Also a typical stoner with no life whatsoever. Smokes every day because he knows no one loves him.
"Wait, Is that Jensen Lukas?"

"Yep, he looks kaffer dronk"
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The feeling one experiences after eating a Lunch Beef at Jensens Bøfhus. It is often described as a dreamy and calm, yet every so slightly nauseous, wave of malaise.
Stuart felt his concentration slipping during the management meeting. "It must be a Jensen's Coma", he thought to himself.
by Biff Lover July 26, 2017
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Evie Jensen is a female that is (as insiders say) working in her own album at the moment and has a podcast with her friend ‘Lucy’.
Wow have you seen her Instagram post?
Who?
Evie Jensen
by Eves_101 February 28, 2021
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