Most likely the best name to have, ... ever.
If you haven't been blessed with this name,
its ok. You'll get over it :D

(and if this isn't your name or your friend/significant other's name then why would you waste your time and effort looking it up?)

Jens is the ultimate creature. He is the closest being to God, having a multitude of powers, like an internal chick-magnet. He is also extremely knowledgeable, handsome and cool, though a bit chubby. He can be found in that creepy corner, at your nearest library.

Jens = Surname for boys.
Most Jens's are very smart, athletic, funny and good looking. Some of them can be a walking library. They can be shy but if they like you, they will start to approach you with their kindness. In relationships and friendships, Jens's are really loyal and caring. They will always try to cheer you up if you have a rough time! Most Jens's have a successful life, especially if they do what they love. It can be politics, sports or science - it can be anything they're good at. And they can be really artistic or they can play instruments really well.

Known people who are called Jens:
- Jens Armsted
- Jens Bergensten
- Jens Eriksen
- Jens Gad
- Jens Otto Krag
- Jens Lehmann
- Jens Sparschuh
- Jens Stoltenberg

fuck jens dude i fucking hate that guy hes such a fucking cunt why the fuck wont he fucking give me a ride to haggen

Cool hardcore kid who is awsome at rockband and loves my chemical romance. Really funny kid who laughs alot. Loves her friends and hates everyone else. =

Jens is a good person, most Jens’es will become teachers even tho some might not. He has a good personality and is a trustful and kind soul. He loves animals but hates somethings :3

Toppling unceremoniously off a high heeled shoe whilst demonstrating how you fell off a high heeled shoe. Preferably In the company of large quantities of complete and total strangers