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A beautiful, hot, sweet, caring lady. she attracts A LOT of guys. she can cheer you up when your down. A lot of people are jealous of her. Shes the type of person you can depend on. She can follow through on almost anything. She's always determined and confident. She likes for her voice to be heard. So listen up. she has a lot of common sense and great advice. Also daring too. She's not afraid to try something new. She's athletic. Loves to do everything. She is really talented. Loves to stand out. She's one of these most randomest, unique, crazy, amazing girl you will have ever meet. She is always full of surprises that you wouldn't expect. and probably the most caring person you will ever come across. Jennifer is an amazing girl. She helps people w/ their problems even though she might be going through stuff of her own. Keeps her promises and doesnt reveal your secrets. An awesome friend. Loves to party and have fun. Prefers to hear the truth no matter how much it hurts. Has a great personality. Very smart but can act like a total air head sometimes. She is loyal to friends & family & will stand by you as long as you will let them; very supportive. Jennifer has a deep passion for life & the things that are important to her. Some guys dont even deserve her. She is worth waiting for, fighting for. She's fun, strong, outgoing and perfect. Go for her. And once you got her. Never let her go.
Girl: No one will ever like me!

Jennifer: Don't worry God is saving someone special just for you.

Girl: Really? You just made my day!

Jennifer: Why thank you just acting like my normal Jennifer self. :)
by Leahsmith March 14, 2017
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A goddess unlike any other. She is pure of heart, but also filled with fire. Will be your best friend, but if you turn on her, can be your worst enemy. She is a rescuer of many souls. But she had to rescue herself first. Which makes her very protective of her own emotional well being. If you ever need an amazing person in your life, pick a Jennifer.
by Fabulous Fury December 21, 2016
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A female with class and quite perceptive judgement. Many underestimate her. She's brainy and can figure out who is backstabbing her with cool ease. She pays no attention to her haters because she's busy loving life. She keeps her true friends close though she often realizes the poor quality of people too well.
Jennifer surpasses expectations.
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Jennifer one of these most randomest, unique, crazy, amazing girl you will have ever meet. At first she may seem shy but when you get to know - my god is she the opposite of what you think regular people percieve to be. She is always full of surprises that you wouldn't expect. She likes cute things and acts immature at times, but she is a sweet, affectionate, loyal, trustworthy and probably the most caring person you will ever come across, you will definitely be lucky to have her as a friend.
Person 1: That girl is so damn mysterious all the time, but man is she cute.

Person 2: Then why won't you talk to her?

Person 1: Actually, I think I will. What's her name, again?

Person 2: Her name is Jennifer.

Person 1: I knew it!
by moon&back December 20, 2016
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Jennifer is a girl that knows what she wants . Pretty eyed. Smells nice. Has a unique style and loves to talk.
Jennifer you smell like flowers .
by WiseWoman March 21, 2017
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She is the bomb. She is a great person. Everybody likes her. She gas a great bestfriend. Some people want to be like her.
Omg jennifer is so awesome
Everybody is gonna be jennifer
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