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Doing little to no work, in a job you are incompetent to perform.
Wow I don’t know what I’m doing. I’m having a jenks today
by Embers0 March 11, 2021
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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the area between one's balls and bum
"I went for a ride last night. I went flying over a bump and landed right on my jenk", or "I'm going to kick you in the jenk"
by Captain Bird's Eye April 22, 2006
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The greatest drug ever. Pioneered by Africans in the eighties, the jenk-development process involves defecating into a jar, putting a balloon on top, "fermenting" the product by letting it sit in the sun for several days, and finally inhaling the gas the forms inside the balloon.

Contrary to some urban myths, you can only get high off the jenk gas in the balloon, not the solid residue. Snorting the residue is commonly referred to as "jenkaine" which in fact does not get you high and is simply a poorly developed attempt at misinformation.
"Little boy, can you elaborate on the potency of this, jenk?"

"Old man, this is more potent than cannabis."
by Austin is the shat April 27, 2008
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Shortened version of the word jenkem, and in the same way is used to describe fermented urine and faeces, the vapors of which are inhaled to produce a mind bending high.

Since the popularity of jenkem has grown, the term jenks has been applied to any intoxicating substance such as cannabis or opium.
Jules: "Hey Dr, got any spare jenks?"
Dr: "Yes Jules I have some lovely jenkem that I have freshly prepared for you."
by DirtyDr February 03, 2009
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(adj.) root unknown. 1) irrelevant; unnecessary; 2) junk; garbage; 3) dumb
This class is jenk!
by may-o10 April 27, 2010
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