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A shitty, old as hell high school. They love their academics and arts, willing to spend millions on it (yet they still don’t have air conditioning). They are SO shitty at sports that they highly value their girls bowling team. There are few hot guys and almost no hot girls, probably why not even the guys there are sluts. Everyone there is conservative, white and never shut up about youth group and their uneventful Sunday’s. Yet still, the one decent thing about this place is that most people understand the unspoken rule to mind your own fucking business. Most understand that you’re just trying to get through the day.
Person 1: where are you moving to?
Person 2: jenison
Person 1: well I guess it could be worse
by Ashely rose December 21, 2019
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Small town full of sheltered people, referred to as "the bubble." There is a church on every street corner, and the football team blows. The people of Jenison are an interesting group, growing up in a conservative town in a liberal age.
I've seen 5 churches on this road.
We must be in Jenison.
by CocoabutterwithvitaminE April 14, 2009
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A Michigan city full of pampered and spoiled white kids. Most people are Christian. Not very welcoming, often reject people of different race and religion. They are very serious about academics and fine arts, but don't let them fool you. Most girls in the high school are sluts and the guys only care about sex.
Crap my parents are forcing me to go to Jenison... damn.
by dlkjflsjd February 12, 2009
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A school that is cheap as shit. They don’t get addicted to hardcore drugs because they’re too cheap to get anything but weed, alcohol and adderol. The people there are kinda shit except for a few real ones, bre .w Liz .s Leah .s
by Ashely rose December 21, 2019
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They party all night, and sleep during school. The kids here rebel against the conservative lifestyle of their parents. Every kid is likely to have a DUI before they even turn 21. They know how to have a good time, there's no doubt about it.
"Who's going to that party?"
"A bunch of Jenison girls"
"HELL YEAH!"
by sdfsdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdf July 14, 2009
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Jenison, Michigan. Is where all people are welcomed. We are no whores or sluts. We have a good Fine Arts program. (Plays,Orchestra,Band,and Choir) We have 5 elementarys (K-6), 1 Early Childhood Center, 1 Junior High (7-8), and 1 highschool (9-12). We are respectful, kind, curtosy, and a lot more, other than Hudsonville (A town over.) We have nice facilutys and a nice pool!
1 person: Do you like Jenison?
2 person: Yes I do! I'm in orchestra and they have fantastic teachers! Also I do swimming and they have a nice pool!
1 person: Cool! I might switch from Hudsonville, since kids get in fights all the time, to Jenison!
2 person: SWEET!! :D
by Jtown Girl 13 March 30, 2012
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