The most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire life. She is so insightful and sweet and caring and intelligent and creative and artistic and beautiful beyond measure both inside and out. If you find Jeni never let her go because she will always be by your side.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

Simply one of the greatest things to have in ones life. A girl beyond measure, caring, loving, beautiful, unquestionably unique and much much more. As rare as the most precious mineral, but worth millions of times said mineral.

P.S A huge love for Mini Coopers

the Erect part of your jeans when you are sitting down

Some-one (often a girl) who is pretty confident, sarcastic and funny with her own gender but is too shy and ultimately fails when trying to communicate or socialize with the opposite sex, especially attractive ones.

Jeni is the latin root for SPARKALICIOUS. It's the art of being fabulous, beautiful, and amazingly witty.

wadded up socks or other articles of clothing stuffed down the front of your trousers to make it look as though you have a large package.