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Jens is the perfect name for a rugged cat often seen on adventurous hunts for neighborhood mice.
There goes Jens hunting again!
by Jensthecat July 27, 2020
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fuck jens dude i fucking hate that guy hes such a fucking cunt why the fuck wont he fucking give me a ride to haggen
you know jens? yeah i hate that guy because he charges me $20 for a 5 minute ride to the grocery store
by October 30, 2020
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Jens is a guy who knows how to have fun and be cool in difficult situations. He is also a good athlete but is often really lazy. An other name for him is JESUS or GOD.
Jens is a funny person.
He loves Sport.
by Yourbabybrothergirl2 June 04, 2020
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The best of the best. Much better than Petter, Erlend, Torje, Werner, Franz and Ermal. Biggest penis of them all.
I wish i was l like jens
by IKKENOLEDIGNAVNFORFAEN February 02, 2016
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Jens is a guy with talents. He's supportive, loyal, and hot. This is the guy who doesn't get the chance to get girls but is friends whit a lot of girls because he doesn't know what he wants in life. He has a large enough H.S.M.M or heat-seeking moisture missile to pleasure any women's cock-socket
Mia: "OMG it's a Jens let's hope he'll perform a sexually act!!"
Emma: "I'd like his heat-seeking moisture missile in my cock-socket."
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by RiceEater007 November 02, 2017
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An extremely ugly Cunt, who Aint even smart, or funny to be around.
Oh shit, Thats an Jens, Watch the fuck out
by Harvard University 2.0 October 23, 2019
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