by Jensthecat July 27, 2020
fuck jens dude i fucking hate that guy hes such a fucking cunt why the fuck wont he fucking give me a ride to haggen
you know jens? yeah i hate that guy because he charges me $20 for a 5 minute ride to the grocery store
Jens is a guy who knows how to have fun and be cool in difficult situations. He is also a good athlete but is often really lazy. An other name for him is JESUS or GOD.
by Yourbabybrothergirl2 June 04, 2020
The best of the best. Much better than Petter, Erlend, Torje, Werner, Franz and Ermal. Biggest penis of them all.
by IKKENOLEDIGNAVNFORFAEN February 02, 2016
Jens is a guy with talents. He's supportive, loyal, and hot. This is the guy who doesn't get the chance to get girls but is friends whit a lot of girls because he doesn't know what he wants in life. He has a large enough H.S.M.M or heat-seeking moisture missile to pleasure any women's cock-socket
Mia: "OMG it's a Jens let's hope he'll perform a sexually act!!"
Emma: "I'd like his heat-seeking moisture missile in my cock-socket."
Emma: "I'd like his heat-seeking moisture missile in my cock-socket."
via giphy
by RiceEater007 November 02, 2017
by Harvard University 2.0 October 23, 2019
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