A dick that remains flaccid.

Similar to Whiskey Dick and Coke Dick
A Jelly Dick doesn't get anything done.

Quit Jelly Dick-ing around.
by Devin B. Kent April 30, 2011
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When you have sex with a girl with a limp dick
that fat chick was so ugly i was jelly dicking her
i was so drunk that i was jelly dicking that bitch
by deaficating April 16, 2011
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When a man dips his penis into unlit napalm and proceeds to stick it into a woman's vagina or rectum, or a man's rectum, pulls out his penis, and then lights the given orifice on fire, effectively incinerating the receiving party from the inside out.
Next time I see my ex I swear to God I'll get the boys and we'll napalm jelly-dick that bitch!
by P2CO22 December 08, 2019
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My roommate: This vaseline is starting to smell like my dick.

Me: Dude that's sick, I think it's time for you to buy some new dick jelly.
by NickNJF November 02, 2008
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