by jaja! December 17, 2009
Q: How did that Kat build that business from the ground up
A: I have no idea, but don't tell no one, I'm Jello!!
A: I have no idea, but don't tell no one, I'm Jello!!
by Sel-Block May 04, 2017
by The Return of Light Joker October 24, 2009
Can be used social situations where you want to say something absurd about a girlfriend or wife of your friends but also let them know it's non-offensive and that you're not jealous "no jello". Used as a "no homo" figure of speech.
Two dude's sitting at the pool with their wives
Dude #1: "Yo, your wife has some nice tits. No jello"
Dude #2: "Righteous, your wife has a phenomenal ass. No jello."
- OR -
Dude #1: I want to fuck your wife, no jello.
Dude #1: "Yo, your wife has some nice tits. No jello"
Dude #2: "Righteous, your wife has a phenomenal ass. No jello."
- OR -
Dude #1: I want to fuck your wife, no jello.
by Dr. Boston April 03, 2010
The sexiest 46 year old ever to live. Activist/spokesperson/former member of The Dead Kennedys/singer/songwriter/genius. Lives in San Francisco....ran for both mayor and president. ....last name Biafra
"I just had the craziest dream where I was old, but happy. Jello was my husband and I was making breakfast for him. He was commenting about the paper....it said something about the war. I remember he was pretty pissed....then it ended........and I woke up regreting I was born when I was."
by nicole le ponke' August 28, 2004