Jehovah's Witnesses are nice people just like every one else but you do have the retards that try to force there religion on you but its not just them there is also other religions that do it also but all religion points to one thing and that is god or gods and they all try to achieve one thing and thats going two heaven or somthing like that but personly a think people put to much faith into god but not enough in theselves and it would be better if there was no religon because everyone would be treat each other as an equal.
Jehovah's Witnessesthanks god before they thank the real heros such as doctors fireman and loads of other people
by rfc June 03, 2007
When you knock on a girl's back door and then you tell her "I got a the good news for ya". And if she tries to resist, insert yourself in anyway.
by Xhicrastin January 19, 2015
Someone who's obsessed with Jehovah witness warrior self-proclaimed I know he's going to ride with big Jehovah riders
by Pee-wee Jones May 22, 2019
Jehovah's Witnesses—Who Are They? They are very misunderstood...They were suffering with the Jews in the Holocaust, but yet they still strive to gain God's approval and love. They do as they are scriptually instructed in showing love towards all and preaching the "Good News" of God's Kingdom.
by DCLBoogie March 19, 2010
A loving and caring human being worthy of love. Jehovah's Witnesses are taught to shun anyone who leaves the organization or questions the Watchtower's beliefs and doctrines. Jehovah's Witness Apostates are intelligent, talented contributing members of society who are kind to small children and small animals.
Jehovah's Witness Apostate: "Excuse me Ma'am, you dropped your wallet"
Little Old Lady: "Oh thank you dear"
Little Old Lady: "Oh thank you dear"
by Beth Shan2 August 25, 2013
A long stretch of houses (at least one block) without any Christmas lights, the absence of which suggests the possibility of there being a large concentration of Jehovah's Witnesses living in that area.
Person 1: Do you want to drive down that street?
Person 2: Nah, nobody has any lights up; must be a Jehovah's Witnesses Zone.
Person 2: Nah, nobody has any lights up; must be a Jehovah's Witnesses Zone.
by Danny Mew December 24, 2011