Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.
Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.
by Sunny Chances November 23, 2013
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Combination of a Gunt and the tight jeggings worn by fat/obese supermarket shoppers. Usually worn also with Ugg boots.
I went to Asda Toryglen on Saturday and felt classy after seeing all the Jeg-Gunts on display
by cazzzza February 08, 2010
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a loser who suck-big-time!, a cutter or a class cutter who always cut class and who is popular among gay people.
girl1: so, what happened between you & marc after-class?

girl2:oh.. you mean during class hour?

girl1: whhatt? you guys cut class??

girl2: not me. he did.. marc is such a JEG!
not only that, he even ditched me for that noli guy to
watch basketball! i was so pissed!

girl1: that is so jegmarquez! and he is sooo jeg! ..... girl! you're
better off w/o him.
by tamschaos July 25, 2008
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a famous qoute from Yahya Hassan, that means you want to kill/stab them
by Jepskii April 07, 2016
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Danish for "I Saw Jesus Die", a 1970s Danish pornographic film based on the life of Jesus Christ (the central figure of Christianity).

Not much is really known about the film, but it is notable for being one of the earliest known Christian pornos.
If any Christian today saw Jeg så Jesus dø they would immediately pour holy water on the video cassette of the film in a heartbeat.
by CelticEagle February 16, 2019
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