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It may look like it's just Jeff, but misspelt with two g's, but it's so much more. Jegg is only for the mentally enlightened, nobody with a small mind can comprehend the sheer complexity of Jegg. To Jegg is to live and to live is to Jegg. Jegg and life are closely intertwined, without Jegg humanity couldn't survive. Jegg is what drives us forward. Our holy lord Jegg helped us build the pyramids, Jegg gave us the tools necessary to farm and to make civilizations, Jegg made all of the world's empires into what they are, Jegg still guides us forward. Name Jegg
Girl - He is perfect
Boy - He must be called Jegg
by SpatsirkTheJegg April 14, 2018
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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Someone who spends most of their time trying to be cool but simply isn't. Usually used in the context of someone who has no personality aside from following people who have clout around. Jeggs are usually especially conformist.

Some may describe a jegg as a "simp for clout"
Olli is such a jegg bro, he changes the way he talks when he's around the basketball squad.
I'm sick of these jeggs. None of them have any personality and quite frankly, they suck at everything
by young algerian 84 May 14, 2021
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you are full of rubbish and full of gass
describing something that is rubbish or bad
You talk a whole looad of jeggs fam
My day was jegged up man
You jegged up my day
by ashlee shanice February 26, 2011
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A small cult like group who warships a man as “Jegg.”

Aka. John (KryozGaming) as an egg.

There is only a few who are apart of this. But do not dare get them all into the same chat at once. The world isn’t ready for that.
Bald John looks like an egg.... he is Jegg”
by NotKryoz October 14, 2020
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an insulting name meaning stupid or clumsy
Nice going, Jeggs! This stupidity brought to you by, JEGGS!
by Special_K February 14, 2003
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A small cult like group who warships a man as “Jegg.”

Aka. John (KryozGaming) as an egg.

There is only a few who are apart of this. But do not dare get them all into the same chat at once. The world isn’t ready for that.
Bald John looks like an egg.... he is Jegg”
by NotKryoz October 14, 2020
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