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When you kill a girl, take out here eye-ball, poop in her eye socket, and then fuck her eye socket.
"Dude I just accidentally killed this chick, what should I do?"
"Let's Jefferson Eye-Patch her and then bury her."
by natetieck-is-gay November 17, 2009
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