Urban Dictionary: Jeffecate

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To Jeffecate - When a human takes a shit and it is exposed for someone else to see, smell, step on or a dog to roll in.

Taking a shit in the woods and not burying it.
Taking a shit on the sidewalk, grass, carpet and not cleaning it up.

Blaming someone else for taking a shit, using no toilet paper and not flushing the toilet.

"Come here Lassie, ew what is that smell, oh no you rolled on a Jeffecate"
"Did I just step on a slug.... oh gross I stepped on a Jeffecate"

Suzie came home to find someone Jeffecated on the white carpet in the living room.

I just took a Jeffecate and Suzie just went into the bathroom....

by Jeffecate June 16, 2017

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