Using the Jeff Goldblum Theory of Relativity... If Kim got her period on April 1st and during that afternoon, a dog got hit by an asteroid; it's possible that the moon will be full later on that evening, and if that's the case, McDonalds does indeed give their customers diarrhea.

Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better