It’s when you insert your thumb in the ass of a man while simultaneously cupping his balls with the same hand and stroking him off with your other hand- all while kissing.
I just received the most amazing Grodi Jeeves from Jodi Greeves.
by Grodi Jeeves December 03, 2020
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The site with the deceiving name EVER. When i first went on it i thought it was going to be filled with saying how much they missed Jeeves or whatever, but nope. it's porn.
Went on it, and had close as soon i saw a tiny bit of it because my parents were in the same room.
Little Johnny: Hey Jeeves retirement site! I'm going to show my mom! Jeeves is my favourite mascot! Mommy look!
*clicks*
*jaws drops*
*turns around and sees his parents looking over his shoulders*
by Momma Bear135 March 21, 2009
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To type in a keyword(s) to the web search engine Ask.com. Jeeves is the mascot for the site.
"What does Julie Andrews look like?"
"Why don't you Ask Jeeves?"
by foo_foo October 20, 2007
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What you say when someone tells you false things that have nothing to do with what you asked or are even talking about.
"Where is Zimbabwe?"

"It is oranges connected via farts in unicorn candy"

"Jeeves bitch!?"
by creepyraymond August 26, 2015
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A case of diarrhea so bad a person that it causes said person to have their ass actually proceed to fall off. Recognizable by the walk of one whom may be in the process of crapping said pants since the pressure is too great.
Damn that guy looks like he has a bad case of the ass jeeves.
by Wang Yu Fu Man Chu September 04, 2008
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Bitch-ass fool who needs a good smackin to let him know who's boss. He thinks he's hot shit cause he can get with his mom and his dog, but no other self-respecting woman would let him near her. Oh, and Jeeves...?


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Dirty Jeeves is my primo bitch
by Dirty Jeeves' Owner May 05, 2003
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