Urban Dictionary: Jedi

Buying something online that you can't, or don't want to explain.

I didn't mean to buy all that porn. Someone must have performed a Jedi mind click on me.

by RenGVL December 28, 2014

A sexual move that occurs when a glow stick is taped to the penis during anal sex thereby creating the appearance of a light saber.

"Her butt was so tight I had to use the force to give her a good Jedi Redeye."

by Dr. Alfred Wang October 22, 2018

When you insert your finger into someones asshole after consuming spicy finger foods. Especially when resulting in pain for the receiver.

I gave my girlfriend a Jedi Surprise party last week, and she still makes me wash my hands before bed

by KorihorAntichrist January 15, 2021

When you take pcp, acid and heroine at the same time

Hi Janine it's eric haha gotchu with the Jedi time travel

by Ericsosexy September 21, 2017

The act of using a lightsaber as a strapon while in wheelbarrow position

Girlfriend,I just Jedi wheelbarrowed that transvestie last week!

by Whhhhhhh September 12, 2020

Adj. to misplace a valuable item, specifically a high end custom knife

You really Jedyed your McGinnis?

by Jedy617 September 14, 2021