To nut inside a girl, then use force powers to pull semen out and send into the girls face.
Anakin wanted to Jedi Padme, but he hadn't mastered to force yet.
by eclipsed507 June 21, 2006
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1. Someone who resides in Birkenhead

2. a member of the mystical knightly order in the Star Wars films, trained to guard peace and justice in the Universe.
Gotta go over the Darkside today to do a graft, gonna be surrounded by fucking Jedi's all day
by Darth Wool April 24, 2021
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Another name for a town called Birkenhead in England.
"nah m8 ain't goin to fooken Jediland I cud get fooken shot kno wot I mean"
by ShreksGod August 09, 2019
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a fleet in the navyFIELD community who feel that they truly are the center of the universe. Being a member of JEDI means that you seek drama by any means neccasary. You may think you truly are gods gift to the NF community but in reality you and your fellow Jedi members sit around and circle jerk each other on your own forums because you have nothing else better to do.
jedi we love to circle jerk to causing drama.
by I R BoRe August 07, 2009
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1.A Marine that belongs to the very elite Force Recon.

2. A Marine that guards an American Embassy or the White House.
"Dude, do you have what it takes to become a Jedi?"
by gigantus March 11, 2006
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Jedi is cockney-rhyming slang meaning "Red Eye"

Red eye being one of the symptoms of being stoned/high/gurning/lean/under the influence.
You should of seen me the other night, smoked half an ounce, had a proper Jedi.
by S0LDIER. January 26, 2008
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Of or pertaining to something "cool". Can be used in replacement of fly, da bomb, slick, or hella goddamn badass. Since all of those terms suck ass, jedi is used.
Look at that new car, it's jedi!
by blazey July 08, 2004
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