A jedi flip , but at the peak of your trip your smoke DMT and eat rare cooked elk meat while listening to the Joe Rogan Podcast.
person1: Hey man we are concerned for your well being.
Person2: Have you heard the latest episode of the Joe Rogan Podcast. I found out that if you Jedi Joe Rogan Flip than I will finally get laid.
Person2: Have you heard the latest episode of the Joe Rogan Podcast. I found out that if you Jedi Joe Rogan Flip than I will finally get laid.
by Joe Rogan Lover42 August 29, 2021
Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck= when your woman uses her pussy to fuck your mind and the time space continuum up, leaving you paralyzed.
Dude, me and the girlfriend were arguing last night, then she pulled the vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck on me, I'm out $600 bucks.
by ex_lax70 June 28, 2017
A cunning jedi master from the late years of the jedi republic, taught the legendary obi wan kenobi into knighthood and was one of the first to become a force ghost. he was known for his abilities in the force rather than his lightsaber combat, he was wise and knowledgable and is the greatest fucking thing to exist, wise as fuck, he talks smack and he's played by liam neeson so what the fuck, he's the greatest jedi in the franchise and is fucking amazing
idiot: "wow jedi master qui gon jinn is ass, he sucks."
anyone with an IQ over 2: "no he isn't idiot boomer."
anyone with an IQ over 2: "no he isn't idiot boomer."
by deangelo_mcbooty August 10, 2019
Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.
My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.
by angryboy July 23, 2006
The most awesome title in the world.....there can only be one and until he resigns and passes the title on no one else can claim it....currently held by a one Mr. Andy Schmitt
by super ninja jedi pirate slut master of doom May 07, 2004
My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it
by YuOfTheNight August 29, 2020
by Droville April 23, 2020