Person: Yo, dawg why is it so dark here?
Other person: Jed just walked in.
by SupahFlyy November 11, 2010
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apparently before jed had left us he wrote some poems
by Jimmy August 20, 2003
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A complete fuckboy who doesn't have any emotions. He will attract you in with his good looks and his sense of style but ends up using you. Girls, don't even try with him. You're just another girl he's gotten with.
"Don't get with that fuckboy Jed, he's just going to use you."
"He's so frickin hot, but I don't want to be hurt again."
by Anonymous15101520 November 09, 2016
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A tiny, insignifcant quantity of food added to a reciepe. Smaller than a pinch.
How many oats do we need? 200g and a jed
by Trianglegirl September 03, 2015
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a guy that plays all the girls, he's not a nice person but all the girls adore him because of his summer body
dan: woah look at stephanie over there with that lad

john: he's definitely a jed, all over that girl
by yourmumbadboi December 11, 2016
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the little purple thing when u pull back ure foreskin
Girl: pull back ure foreskin!
Boy: i have tasty jed!
Girl: yum!
by noname December 06, 2003
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