Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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A version of the word Jesus created by Homer Simpson when he became a missionary. Used for comical purposes instead of using Jesus. Also used in games to avoid Nazi-language filters. (eg Coke Music)
Sweet zombie Jebus that was cool!
by Ben L. June 11, 2004
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The home city of the Jebusites; conquered by Kind David and renamed Jerusalem.
"Hey, did you ever notice that on page 375 of this thing, it says 'Jebus'?"
"Huh...It's supposed to be Jesus, right?"
by Charlie Decker December 22, 2003
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Variant of Jesus, used because it's less offensive.

Originated from The Simpsons. Generally used by the general public and webcomic authors so as not to spark religious debate. It does not "use the Lord's name in vain," and gets the message across.
Tenchin: Don't struggle! They'll just bring you in deeper!
Psyguy: Save meh, Jebus!
by GrifMoNeY March 30, 2004
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"I'm goin' to church!"
"How?"
"I'm gonna ride the jebus!"

"When I go to heaven I'm takin' the jebus!"
by Fun-Sized.Fantastico March 28, 2010
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