Super-cool and self-assured, "Jeanie"s actually enjoy that statistically speaking, they don't even fall in the top THOUSAND of popular baby names in the last half-century. Her name (ONE "n", ONE "i", thank you) is not the only thing that sets her apart. She can spot a poser from a mile away, and subsequently cut them down with her signature thousand-yard stare. Friendly and cultured, but word to the wise - do NOT cross her.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

A Mexicanese Goddess whose which beauty is undescribable with words and can only be explained with a wide-eyed open-mouthed drooling facial expression.

The greatest friend you will ever have. They are extremely chill and you will feel comfortable enough to say anything around one. Jeanies are super sweet and are always there for you, but never cross a Jeanie. A Jeanie will fuck you up before you even realize what's going on. Nonetheless you will always love your Jeanie.

acts quiet but knows alot, will surprise yo dum ass, do nut tempt her periodt!

Jeanie is a girl that is talented, smart, kind and caring. She loves to be around her friends and can be protective. Jeanie is usually friends with (Mireille) and (Kia).
Jeanie doesn’t grant wishes, she crushes them.
She is a big (sore loser) but everyone still loves her.
Everyone wants a Jeanie in their life so you would be very lucky to find one.

Someone who goes to a ski resort wearing jeans just to say they were up there ussualy hang in an arcade trying to hit on ski girls