Chloe: I'm so frickin jazzed today

Ruby: why?

Chloe: I got a free taco 😫

It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!

I'm really jazzed with the new sushi restaurant.

Sara: are you jazzed for the homecoming game??

abbey: too jazzed!!!!

I'm totally jazzed that you are coming to visit this weekend.

Will: Yo Jazz, did you see hillary last night?
Jazz: Yeah, i just finished her off, man i actually went taint deep.
Will: Fo sure, wow man,...ooh shit Uncle Phil is home.
Phil: Jazz you useless son of a bitch, i told you to never fuck my daughter again.
Jazz: I never touched her Uncle Phil, i swear, now why don't i just leave quietly.
Phil: Oh no i've jazzed you too many times only for you to come back in here like a muthafuckin boomarang,...now your fucking dead.
(Phil quickly pulls out a big fucking gun, you know the type that Dirty Harry usedthen he blows that useless bastards head clean off).
Will: Yeah Uncle Phil, that was ICE cold.
Phil: Well i always told him that i'm a bad muthafucka.

Exeunt all (whilst the fresh prince theme tune plays out)

Friend: If one is allergic to egg, is he/she also allergic to chicken?
Me: You jazzed again