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Jaylon- A tall, adorable yet handsome, good looking, charming, Sophisticated male with a huge dick ,and brown eyes. A guy that knows exactly what you want.Someone who puts a smile on your face. Do anything for. He's also is a great kisser
must have been a "Jaylon
by kelsey143454 April 23, 2011
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A great guy who's heart has been broken many times,he loves basketball and is a really great friend,he loves to joke around alot.
Jaylon is the best guy I've ever met to bad he's always getting hurt.
by Basketball 225 March 13, 2017
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A strong, amazing, young man with an enormous sexual appetite. enormous penis. amazing lover and simply irresistable to all women and loving and caring yet still very masculine. overall a one of a kind guy that is irresistible and a true prize for any woman
His penis is way to large....he must be a jaylon
by thefinestofall April 14, 2011
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Jaylon can be the sweetest person you will ever meet, or the meanest depends on how you treat her. Shes an outgoing, intelligent, independent person; She's very flirty but once she is in a relationship is committed as ever. Is sexy and has a banging body, she can be very loud at times when she needs to, and she is usually very random. You will never see her in an off mood, she is always smiling, She can light up anybody's day. She loves meeting new people and doing crazy things. She is fun to be around and knows how to get down in the parties. She has a lot of friends and a lot of haters. she's a beautiful girl that will change a guys life with her love, if she ever finds a guy worth it.
"Who's that? She's beautiful"

"Thats Jaylon, you have to be amazing to get with her"
by Jaylon142 December 20, 2016
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A teen sized from 4 10 to 5 6 who’s kind hearted black boy who plays football is an Amazing kisser he also has a large cock and unstoppable sex drive making any girl laugh without trying also is a little cocky not letting anyone beat him in any way even though he lost and may have a father who calls constantly for pointless task
That’s bitch is such a Jaylon that’s why I love him
by I’m a Goddess April 15, 2019
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