a definition of a tool who thinks he can boss employees around and make them feel inferior. generally unpleasant. currently holds a PhD(ingleberry) in BS. typically smells. brags about how he's published 1,000,000,000 articles in the "Journal of Anal Oncology." Spits like a mule, wishes he could trade his daughter for a son. Poor locker room etiquette - i.e. hairdryer to the sack...so I've heard. Speaks of himself in the third person tense.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

a combination of the words 'jack ass' and 'ass hole.'

It is a combination of jackass and asshole combined. My husband was driving down the road and some jackass/asshole cut him off, and he couldn't pick what word to use so he came up with a combo word.

A widened stretch of a narrow road where you can pull over or pass (Appalachian, originally from logging: the place where you'd get the hell out of the way of the logs as they started downhill)