When you attracted to the most handsome, hot, kind, sweet, caring, generous, helpful, funny, loving, passionate boy in the world you refer to yourself as Jayden sexual. I love you stupid

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

When you are attacked to the most handsome, loving, passionate, intelligent, funny, kind, caring person in the world who has the best eyebrows ever, you say you are jayden sexual.