to wear fake shoes, most notably Aqua 8's. a little bitchboy who looks like a damn retarded donkey on crack that got hit by a train. his girl smells like moose. fake snapbacks, fake shoes, and clothes purchased at Safeway. he is known to stalk DMV Sneakerhead pages and comment on everything in a desperate attempt to sell his OG 1988 Skechers while masturbating heavily to pictures of 2guys1horse. Pale as a fucking ghost. Not to be confused with Amber Cole (Amber Cole didn't swallow)
by iThinkI'mRonJeremy November 28, 2011