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Given name. Like Jackson - son of Jack, except with an X, so it's more like a Star Trek villain or a brand of kitchen cleaner. Also, odds are that your father isn't called Jack (at least not to your knowledge) - bit of a strange decision when you consider it like that.
If you have this name, you were likely born after the millennium to a couple of charming early-twenties, lower-than-average-IQ examples of the human genome. You will have both longevity and prosperity, however your chief torment in life will be repeating the phrase 'Yes, but with an 'X''.
- 'Jaxon, yes. Like Jackson, but with an 'X''

- 'So do you pronounce it Jax-ON instead then?'

- (Plaintive, profoundly weary sigh)
by Jaxon Polok June 30, 2019
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A thiccie and a hottie with the biggest dock you will ever see
Jaxon has a huge dick
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An Fucking sweat at fortnite and suck's at it still but still better than Ninja(Because Ninja Strokes Cock on Thursdays and Sundays) Has a 47 inch slangier but still a virgin not mature tho
Jaxon Is A Fucking W3ido
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Usually, a male who buys a huntsman elite keyboard for his Xbox.
jerry: Man who is that?
ren: his name is Jaxon he bought a huntsman elite for is Xbox.
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Jaxon is a very gay person. He likes to have fun with boys
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a complete retard that constantly calls out in class and is a complete moron that thinks that he is the best thing in the world, he is wrong
what the hell is he doing the idiot, must be a Jaxon.
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