parents misspelt the name jason at birth, known most commonly for having a penis that is referred to as the love child between the micro and macro penis, his penis is so small it’s not visible to the naked eye. Many women have said that Jaxons do not satisfy them in bed due to their cock size and their insane nut speed.
girl 1: holy shit this lanky fuck wouldn’t stop looking at me in the club so i gave him a pity fuck and oh my god! his cock was non existent, i had to use tweezers and a microscope in order to jack him off, he nutted within 3 seconds of the jacking too!!
girl 2: ohhhh that guy, was his name Jaxon by any chance?
by moderator#690069 July 09, 2020
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jaxon is a heartless bitch who only cares about his friends and pays no attention to his girlfriend whatsoever. he usually says something really mean then acts like nothing happens. can be really sweet but then he screams at you cause you were talking with one of his friends. so my advice, STAY AWAY FROM JAXONS
person one: did you hear that jaxon started dating someone?
person two: oh god. i feel bad for her.
by tookurdog0 August 30, 2020
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He is the worst person you will ever meet. He lies and is not smart. He is ugly and messed up.
by RandomWriter6655 March 09, 2017
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something unwanted that happens. a problem that one may encounter. a loss or misfortune.
also someone that is a "cockblock"
JAXON! i jus lost all my tree.
i got jaxoned last nite and couldn't get any ass.

by zilliano July 18, 2008
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a faggot who's small with a little dick. has little fingers and acts like a real chad. has emo ass looking hair and listens to songs from July
"this song is so lit!"
"that songs old asf but anyway thats Jaxon"
by Booooooooop blep January 07, 2019
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A huge coward who cries to his mummy when women don't love him.
Wow, I don't love him and he snitched on me... That Jaxon C..
by XV7 September 13, 2019
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