Urban Dictionary: Jatz

That bitch is corn, I got to jatz.

My brain was jatzing all over the place when I took special K.

Dude the fuzz are coming we got to jatz.

He jatzed when I pissed on his car.

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Jatz

A combination of jizz and scat.

Also can be used as a verb: the act of simultaneously jizzing and scatting on someone.

Jeff was plowed so hard that when he finally came, he ending up jatzing all over the bed.

by jatz cat May 01, 2009

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jatz

the act of arriving at a persons house unannounced.

does nick know we are coming? no we are going to jatz him.

by Scolotis September 27, 2009

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Jatz Crackers

Aussie slang for testicles

Got me in the jatz crackers..

by Gregfucious March 07, 2015

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jatz cracker

Australian rhyming slang for nacker, ie. a testicle

Miriam gave the game away when she bent over and her jatz cracker popped out of her bikini.

by Dr Shonky May 25, 2004

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Jatz-crazy

When you pig out on Jatz after a hard day of work/school.

Man i came home from school and went Jatz-crazy with some sliced turkey.

by Chris Alvy November 27, 2008

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Vag Jatz

It's like Soggy Sao, but the female version.

Jenny always loses Vag Jatz because she's a huge dyke.

by Throuploops July 07, 2018

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