JAT is a game played with friends when out at a pub or club. Participants take turns creating as accurate as possible theories about strangers, and as the night goes on, see whose theories come true. JATTING is the verbalizing of the theories, and once you have created a theory about someone, you have JATTED them.
Boy 1 - "Let's JAT that guy and two girls over there!"
Boy 2- "Okay, I think the two girls will make out at some point in the night"
Girl- "Needless to say they will be shafting the fuck out of the each other by the end of the night, and the guy will try to join in"
Boy 2- "Okay, I think the two girls will make out at some point in the night"
Girl- "Needless to say they will be shafting the fuck out of the each other by the end of the night, and the guy will try to join in"
by Needless to say September 21, 2014
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
by imgoingtobed October 16, 2018
by Jattin boy123 May 12, 2017
1. To clean yourself using your own saliva, like what a cat does, except what Jat does.
2. To cut someone off while walking in a group.
3. To try to make friends with someone by following them around 24/7
2. To cut someone off while walking in a group.
3. To try to make friends with someone by following them around 24/7
1. The homeless man had to Jat himself to stay clean.
2. Bubba was getting really annoyed at Henry because Henry was trying to Jat him and walk next to Pam.
3. The greasy child jatted Ollie all day, every day, trying to become his closest friend
2. Bubba was getting really annoyed at Henry because Henry was trying to Jat him and walk next to Pam.
3. The greasy child jatted Ollie all day, every day, trying to become his closest friend
by O Dog August 26, 2007
When your friend acts half cat, half human. Common signs of a Jat are: frequent naps, enjoyment of back rubs and love of eating.
My best friend is such a Jat!
by Jatfan#1 September 03, 2016
vb. to jat oneself - when one is so sexually excited that they simultaneously ejaculate and defecate, (etymology: a cross between jizzed and shat)
"man, that Stacey Slater is so fit when I see her I pure jat myself"
"Jesus Alan, did you just jat yourself?"
"Jesus Alan, did you just jat yourself?"
by toastomdernist April 07, 2009
May 4 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

