To half-ass something; to make it appear an object or item has been fixed but will fall apart or break soon after touching or using it.
Person A: That used truck you bought is awesome!
Person B: Yeah, but the guy I got it from totally jaspered everything on it. There's double-sided tape on the gas door, bondo all over, and the radio falls apart when you try to use it.
Person A: Sorry, man. Sounds like you definitely got jaspered on that one.
Person B: Yeah, but the guy I got it from totally jaspered everything on it. There's double-sided tape on the gas door, bondo all over, and the radio falls apart when you try to use it.
Person A: Sorry, man. Sounds like you definitely got jaspered on that one.
by SteenaLouise May 24, 2015
You’re sat in the barbour’s chair and he gets a little too close so his penis brushes against your arm
by Urban fox August 24, 2018
One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. Not only is he kind and courteous, but he is brighter than the sun and one of the best friends you will ever have. His smile will melt you, as well as his personality. He has a way with words and will be a lasting impression on your life so make sure to MAKE the memories happen so you can savour them to your heart's desire. If you underestimate him, it is your loss.
Person 1: Dude, why are you smiling like a dork?
Person 2: Because, I just talked to Jasper.
Person 1: Oh, that explains everything. Lucky person!
Person 2: Because, I just talked to Jasper.
Person 1: Oh, that explains everything. Lucky person!
by RaspberrySmoothie November 06, 2011
A short male with a very large penis and is the type of guy to get the middle finger from some girls, yet still manages to get more pussy than anyone reading this.
Girl: Holy shit! That is one huge dick!
Boy: I know, I'm a Jasper.
Friend: She gave you the finger? you are such a Jasper
Boy: I know, I'm a Jasper.
Friend: She gave you the finger? you are such a Jasper
by jungii April 30, 2019
a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. charming so you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
not persistent. inconsistent when it comes to love.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..
if you catch a jasper he will be faithful to the end and extremely charming and adorable. very musically talented and has a wonderful sense of humor
not persistent. inconsistent when it comes to love.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..
if you catch a jasper he will be faithful to the end and extremely charming and adorable. very musically talented and has a wonderful sense of humor
*sigh of bitterness and frustration* i dont know what to do im so confused and dont know what to do. i really like jasper but hes so confusing!!! i need to get over him but hes so charming and something about him so entirely loveable.
by fedmsb April 02, 2011
A lonely soul who gult trips everyone on how fucking lonely he is, he claims not to give a shit about everyone including himself, and he always says "Im bored, i wanna go home".
by GlogGlobgabgalab October 31, 2019
he is an extremely nice guy who will lie just because he doesn't want to hurt your feelings, he will say sorry way to much and he is easy to have a crush on. He will pity himself but he is actually really amazing, he will go out of his way to help others. He is also extremely cute and otaku, I love him and he is the best person ever <3
by ota - cool March 31, 2014