by sally johnson22 April 02, 2010
by Jasper Shan May 27, 2007
A fat asshole who has no life with anyone and is deeply obsessed with redheads and midgets this will mean that a Jasper has no future with any girl and will be either gay or lonely for the rest of his life. Upon meeting a Jasper, it is good to know that his weaknesses are his self-esteem and any relationship problems including redheads.
person a: Why are you squishy my booty? You wouldn't happen to be a Jasper, would you?
Person B: (Nods head slowly.
Person B: (Nods head slowly.
by UKnowWhoIAm750 December 04, 2019
1.Jasperate- When a man posses a tear in his urethra and ejaculates, expelling a mixture of blood and seman.
2.Jasperate- Something that really hurts, and equally embarassing.
2.Jasperate- Something that really hurts, and equally embarassing.
"Did you hear what happened to Mary? Billy totally Jasperated on her back!"
"Dude, when i got my dick chopped off it was jasperate."
"Dude, when i got my dick chopped off it was jasperate."
by Honest Dave February 11, 2009
1) to take something young and make it look and feel old
2) to make a person feel old
3) to add age to something
2) to make a person feel old
3) to add age to something
by Jasonater March 15, 2010
by GMC13 October 11, 2007
Jasper Hale is the hottest male vampire in the whole Twilight saga (books and movie). He exceeds Edward in every category and he can come and bite me whenever he wants! He and his wife Alice Cullen are the only reason I Can sit through and read the torture that is Bella and Edward and the rest of the Twilight Saga. He is tall with Chin length honey Blond hair and Golden eyes. He used to have red eyes from where he drunk human blood when he was part of a new-born army controlled by his sire and former lover Maria, However that changed when he met Alice and chose to convert to a vegetarian vampire lifestyle for her. Jasper plays the whole redeeming soul, hot, brooding, bad boy image to the max and it would make a much interesting story to have Jasper and Alice the main characters of twilight instead of the boring and Loveless Bella and Edward.
“Team Jasper”
“Jasper Hale is by far the hottest man in Twilight”
“Edward? Jacob? Puftt! I’m all for Jasper.”
“I would rather fuck Jasper then Edward"
“Jasper Hale is by far the hottest man in Twilight”
“Edward? Jacob? Puftt! I’m all for Jasper.”
“I would rather fuck Jasper then Edward"
by AliJazz August 03, 2012

