yo jasper ur mom gay.... jasper: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
by small man syndrome June 20, 2019
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A nice, sweet, funny, girl who is trustworthy and always has a smile.
Hey look its Jasper, she always has a smile on her face.
by Smile More :) November 16, 2016
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A small little cunt who didn't grow at all over lockdown and now back at school and everyone is twice the size of him
"yo look over there that's the small cunt jasper who gets lippy to everyone "
by jasper staff September 21, 2020
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Jewish Anglo-Saxon Protestant. Used by some Jews in Northern California to describe people of Jewish heritage who have completely assimilated into white gentile culture to the point that they are indistinguishable from WASPs, or people who seem like WASPs but are Jewish or half-Jewish. The term probably had its roots in the early 20th century when Eastern European Jewish immigrants to the U.S. resented the more assimilated, wealthier, more established American Jews of German and Austrian origin, thus making it the opposite of kike. The term is rarely used outside of the Bay Area and its use seems to be dying out given the almost total assimilation of American Jewry, particularly in the West.
He seems so goyish, but he's really a jasper.
by Rattus cattus October 19, 2006
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Guy who usually dates the wrong person. Usually a drama queen but totally cute and intoxicatingly charming. Suspected to be gay occasionally.
That guy is acting like such a "jasper."

He's falling for her like a "jasper".
by Michelle B April 04, 2008
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