Sandwhich thief, lives under a bridge. Has 900,000,000 foot long arms so he can steal every sandwhich from every subway in the world. Subways fear him.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A lonely soul who gult trips everyone on how fucking lonely he is, he claims not to give a shit about everyone including himself, and he always says "Im bored, i wanna go home".

A Jasper is typically a short person with an abnormally large dick, and is the coolest fucking person alive, usually one to have sex with all of your friends' girlfriends.

One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. Not only is he kind and courteous, but he is brighter than the sun and one of the best friends you will ever have. His smile will melt you, as well as his personality. He has a way with words and will be a lasting impression on your life so make sure to MAKE the memories happen so you can savour them to your heart's desire. If you underestimate him, it is your loss.

a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. charming so you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..

not persistent. inconsistent when it comes to love.

changes moods easily; moody.

greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..

if you catch a jasper he will be faithful to the end and extremely charming and adorable. very musically talented and has a wonderful sense of humor

A short male with a very large penis and is the type of guy to get the middle finger from some girls, yet still manages to get more pussy than anyone reading this.