1.) Awesome, Hardcore
2.) Probably the heaviest bassist ever to live
Did you see that guy explode into a million pieces? That was Jasonic fer sure!
by Paul Revitero December 19, 2009
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the state of being/emotion that is jasonic: feeling or looking awesome, fresh, or swag. synonyms include: quirky, radical, maniacal, wise, happy, optimistic, motivated, and thousands of others. antonyms include: serious, sad, uncool, depressed, anxious, and Jared.
I feel so Jasonic today, you can suck my nuts.
by Jasonic K. November 21, 2011
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Jason is a sarcastic person, but when you get to know him he will talk and joke around with you. He is a hopeless romantic that dreads being alone. He calls the woman that he loves beautiful not hot. He makes sure the lucky girl he has in his life is ok at all times. He tries to be a good guy to everyone and is always trying to clear his past.
by Not Jason Powers October 07, 2018
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A jason is a EXTREMELY sarcastic guy. He may act like an asshole but behind all that he really cares about everyone in his life. If a Jason talks to you, consider yourself lucky that means he really cares about you even though he has a funny way of showing it sometimes. Jason's are great in bed and are known for looking at weird crap on the Internet. Jason's are the best friends and are usually always happy.
Nancy: Jason made me cry but I know he still loves me.
Judith: yup that's a Jason for you!

Nancy: so glad I have a Jason in my life!
by Momentummaker November 19, 2012
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Everyone knows a Jason. Jason’s are probably popular and well- known. Jason’s are very smart, kind and probably have a secret artistic side. Jason’s can sometimes be athletic, probably likes sports such as Golf or Frisbee. Jason’s May seem cool and chill but lowkey kinda sensitive and want people to like them. Jason’s make the best friends, so if you know a Jason, keep them close. Jason’s will do anything for the people they love, but may not be appreciated all the time. Jason’s usually get nervous around people they like. Jason’s can either be super hot, kinda nerdy, or both. Most likely to be on student council or a club president. Jason’s are overall amazing people and you are lucky if you have a Jason in your life !
Person 1: Ugh Jason is so hot
Person 2: Yesterday when he was taking photos outside and he looked RIGHT AT ME
Person 1: OMG RLY??

Person 2: ya, I’ll talk to him tmr, he seems super chill.

Person 1: not if I talk to him first!
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The man of my dreams. He's unlike any other. People who don't know him are easy captivated by him. He brings calmness to his surroundings. The best friend anyone could ask for. Listens to you. Never judges you instead challenges you to be a better person. He shows love in everything he does. Slow to love and very guarded with his heart. Loyal beyond words. What he says he will do. He is protective of his family and friends. Most of all whoever becomes his wife will be one lucky woman
Ann-Who is that guy?
Joe- That is Jason.
Ann- I want to be his gf.
by Swtksss October 13, 2013
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the act of showing off your 'well exercised right arm' in a battle of an arm wrestle, usually ending up with the 'Jason' as a winner. unless the 'Jason' loses, he/she becomes saltier than the sea.
*arm wrestle commences*
guy 1: why is Jason doing an arm wrestle again?
guy 2: dunno ask him
guy 3: don't bother, it's...Jasonism
*arm wrestle finishes (the 'Jason' wins)*
guy 3: see... Jasonism
by XxAdyssonxX May 30, 2017
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