Jason

He is sweet and kind but he doesn’t know I exist. Besides that, he is the best guy I have ever met.

Jason, I wish I could talk to you.

by Rad Sis July 1, 2018

Jason

a total deadbeat. The kinda guy who brags about shit he doesn’t own and connections that doesn’t have. Flakes out on work appointments. Overpromises and never delivers. Lies about getting fired from Bloomberg.
Looks like if Freddy Krueger facefucked the topographical map of Utah.

Oh fuck my handyman just pulled a jason and didn’t show up

by bal3r July 15, 2019

Jason

I murderer in which uses wood chips to kill people

Jason stabbed with a woodchip

by UnkyirishDefault November 28, 2018

Jason

The best Hockey player ever! Total Chick magnet. Sexy Hot Athlete Attractive Charming Smart

The ONLY Name that spells 5 months trough out the year
J=uly
A=ugust
S=eptember
O=ctober

N=ovember

"Jason" is ranked 10th for best names for a male
"Jason"Sexiest person alive
"Jason is a genius!"
"Jason is so Hot"
"Jason is so cute!"
"I LOVE my Jason"

by Jason the great April 6, 2014

Jason

Socially awkward, overly concerned with healthy living, often prefers school and homework to making time for girlfriends also known to suffer from cold feet in relationships. Will call drunk asking to be rescued as he is too drunk to know where he is. Will one day realize that he let the best girl get away from him

He dumped Dayna cuz he said he doesn't know what love is, what a Jason!

by Dayna4Life July 3, 2010

Jason

Jason is a bery special name can be spelt with the 5 months July August September October and November, Jason is also a very common name for the U.S it's also special The name Jason is for someone Special Kind Intelligent Well behaved and is Freaky in bed you don't want to get over on a Jason they'll peep something before you try and reverse it on you.

Jason is very kind

by Jayson0919 December 19, 2016

Jason

THE biggest piece of shit there is. He is player and will leave you for your number one enemy or the girl he told you not to worry about. Jasons are often seemingly kind at first, but will destroy any happiness within your body at the snap of a finger *much like thanos*.

girl 1: what happened to her? she's never been this sad.
girl 2: oh you didn't hear? she encountered a Jason.

by anonymous banana 0930 April 25, 2020