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Wow I can't believe I sucked a Jason without knowing what I got into.....
by albondigas_locas August 11, 2016
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anyone with the name jason is known as the biggest ass in the building. He is usually an incompetent bastard who is not capable of doing standard every-day things. He weasels his way out of any chore or action that helps anyone else. He tends to be a poser and pretends to know things just to look like a man. He thinks treating women horribly in front of men makes him look manly. He doesnt bother hiding his napoleon complex because he doesn't realize that everyone knows he is trying to over copensate for the youth size protective cup that he owns.
"That mama's boy can't even take care of himself, he's such a jason."

"Did he just say that Reggie Bush got a homerun?, what a Jason!"
by itisthemostfactualpieceofinfo December 22, 2011
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Jason is a guy with a large forhead and with friends like weed and bud,he is an intelligent guy with no heart beating inside him,you will get to know that the longer you know him..
Jason once went out with a girl for five years and dumped her for a girl with a bigger wage,he is the kinda shy awkward lovely type of guy who will leave a girl crying at the alter he is sooo nice and friendly yall..saracasm

The truth is nobody will be the future mrs N... Because he is a sociopath and will get found out sooner or later the mask of charm will slip..
by jasonisanerd December 27, 2013
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Not at all trustworthy, or just flat out annoying.
Jason just ran off with my money!
by Kylo_ren August 25, 2016
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a Jason is gay and likes lady-boys
Jason, upon his return from his Thailand adventure, told many stories about his lady-boy conquests.
by markfivestar August 28, 2011
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